To stop getting Baggy-Pantsed [Ed. Note: shit, got me again (grant is a 
bastard)] 
To stop getting Baggy-Pantsed by skinhead punk kids. [Ed. Note: Fuck, at 
least it took three months to get hit again. (Iron Mike's a bastard too)]

To stop getting Baggy-Pantsed by skinhead punk kids that don't even live
in the same house as Horatio. It's a good thing that I haven't taught
Christina how to baggy pants anybody yet. {Ed Note: Shit, damnit, nearly
six months this time!!!}

But the most important thing to me, is to tell the whole world, over and 
over again, that I have baggy pants [Ed.note: session 1.]

[Ed. Note: awww... its on like Rogaine.] 

Well, fin. you seem to have left your term open again.  Made a deposit and 
walked your baggy pants right outta here.  I'm sorry it had to come to 
this. [Ed. Note. Nick is one cold MotherFucker]