Get me away from this shit. I want to go home. Bad men scare me.
Hey Bob
Forward Slack
What did I miss?

Louise [Weezie] our then co-worker at the Library, had sent Mr C&S and I to Boston with a package for Nick. It was a bright yellow package that made a ticking sound. It did not vibrate. If you didn't catch that reference you need to get out more.
I guess this technically means we lied when we answered yes to: "Did you pack all of your own belongings, and have they been with you the whole time?"

It turned out to be a candle, a Coke, Post-it Notes and a can of Easy-Cheese. Sometimes the inside jokes are so deep, even I get lost.