Fin: For a supposed Actor and Director, Danny did not enjoy having the digicam pointed at him very often, or possibly it was the bit about the Garden Gnomes that made him not trust me. His friend, Christian, or was his name Jack? Oh bother, anyway, Jack-tian seemed to have much more fun posing for the digicam.

Nick: Danny's friend Jack-tian is a screenwriter. He recently got himself an agent, using a query letter containing this line: "I have discovered recently that I can make cheese melt by staring at it really, really hard."