Nick: The Unbreakable Civic has been my car since Thanksgiving 1996. It's had two problems--a dead battery (my fault) and a small fuse that was recalled, which Honda fixed for free. It's been up and down the East Coast and across the Southeast. Someday we're going to Vegas.

Fin: Fuck Vegas, its a gigantic neon glowing disk on the horizon from over a hundred miles off. Vegas serves just one purpose: $2.99 all you can eat buffets that make it possible to not gnaw the leg off of your co-driver while getting to California.