Yeah keep smiling fucker

This jackass is Evil Matt. He doesn't look too surly in this shot, but he was getting laid a lot at the time so he was a little off form. Watch out or the leather jacket will come out of the closet and the last thing you'll see before the darkness will be the bottom of his combat boot. You might hear the whine of the dremel tool before everything goes silent, but don't worry, he's only going to take just one finger. Stop snickering! No, I'm not kidding, he IS EVIL!

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